FAQ
Q. Will your silicone make my breasts larger?
A. We don't manufacturer that kind of silicone. Our silicone only increases penis size.
Q. Is Coldplay the greatest band ever?
A. Coldplay is ok, we wouldn't say that they are the greatest band ever. You must be from the UK? or just really like Gwyneth Paltrow's husband. He's is a sharp dressed man.
Q. Do you do custom products?
A. Hell yeah! We love designing custom products, check out our custom product page for more info.
Q. Why Ohio?
A. First, Ohio kicks ass, you should should move here. Second, we have the most astronauts, so we basically rule space.
Q. Where can I find your products?
A. Head over to Target.com and keyword search Sillycone. You'll find us. We will be rolling out a full retail map in the near future on where to find us in your local stores. If you know of a store where our products would sell well and I could retire early from the cash we'd be rolling in, then tell them about us already!!! I'll take you out on my kick-ass boat (when I have all that loot too buy it!) and we will sip fancy champagne and eat nachos together. And that's a promise!
